Monday, May 18, 2009

This Ain't Red Lobster

Completely out of the blue I got an email from "Dan, the Lobster Man" informing me that I could get Free Filet Mignon. Naturally, I was intrigued. Turns out they're not just offering steak, but steak with a side of lobster! All for the low price of $77.95! That's right folks. For $79.95 you get:

One 6-7 oz. Maine Lobster Tail
One 6 oz. Filet Mignon Steak
20 oz. New England Clam Chowder
One 5 oz. Chocolate Lava Cake
One Sea Sheller and Seafood Fork
One Lobster Bib and Moist Towelette
FREE Clarified Butter
Lobster Gram Cooking Manual

Courtesy of http://www.livelob.com/default.aspx

If anyone's looking for an early Christmas present for me, look no further. But wait, that's not all! I even learned about something called "Lobster College." Unfortunately it's sold out, but maybe I can enroll next semester. For even more lobster based amusement, take the lobster quiz.

Thanks for the laugh Dan. Maybe someday when I have enough money I'll take one of everything, but until then I'll just request a catalogue so I can drool over the pictures.

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