Burgers
Morningstar Griller's Prime - I'm not a fan of most veggie burgers, but these have the best texture and least "soy" taste.
Morningstar Spicy Blackbean Burgers - Again, a nice texture and spicy flavor.
Garden Burger - not a fan. They don't heat well, tend to be watery, and are bland.
Chicken Products
Boca Spicy Chik'n Patties - hands down one of my favorite soy products. It's one of my guilty pleasures, and I stock my freezer when they're on sale. I eat them by the box. I eat them as a sandwich, but also with pasta and sauce.
Trader Joes Soy Nuggets - I'm not generally a fan of nuggets, and these are no exception. They are bland, but might be ok if you use a really flavorful sauce.
Quorn Gruyere Chik'n Cutlet - sold at Whole Foods, and definitely my favorite meatless product. It's so good, but so expensive.
Sausage
Trader Joes Soy Chorizo - another one of my favorite products. It's surprisingly flavorful and spicy.
Gimme Lean Ground Sausage - great for dishes like shepard's pie or for making a stuffing for stuffed peppers.
Morningstar Farms Veggie Italian Style Sausage - the best sausage link. excellent in casseroles, such as a breakfast bread pudding.
Beef Products
Trader Joe's Meatless Meatballs - decent. doesn't have the texture of meatballs but not bad with pasta and sauce.
Gimme Lean Smart Grounds - great in pasta sauce, chili, etc.
Trader Joe's Beefless Strips - I'm not even sure about the concept of a meatless strip. I think it's trying too hard to be meat, but it's not convincing anybody. The only strip product that I find to be acceptable is TJ's Beefless strip because it has a decent texture. See below for a "beef" and brocolli I've made several times with it.
Other
Vrapple - Even though it's made locally, just don't go there. If you're cravin scrapple, eat some scrapple.
Any kind of luncheon "meat" - also steer clear of anything in this category.